really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000
Seeing people the same age as you doing awesome things with their life
I normally don’t reblog these, but I lost it at “I eat bunny poop”.
Evoked shrieks of laughter. Shrieks.
when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh
FUN and QUIRKY halloween costumes:
- Bob Saget
- your grandparents
- smog and/or greenhouse gases (great for couples!!!)
- the disenchantment of the jazz age
- our weakened economy
- that one kid who you went to grade school with, but they only went to your school for like, a year in the first grade so sometimes youre like ‘did i make them up? was emma real?’, but you just dont know
- systematic racism
dont EVER call ur date honey in front of bees, they do NOT understand the concept of nicknames and will viciously attack your girlfriend in hope of getting back what was taken from them
male celebrities for Emma Watson’s #heforshe
look at this fragile delicate flower of a man look at how precarious his value and identity is wonder at the marvel that is masculinity
This makes me want to cry blood.
This is a prime example of patriarchy at work. He can’t handle holding a fucking purse for 2 fucking seconds before he has to bust out his “man bag” so he can feel validated by his male peers who are rooting him on for not wanting to be feminine. Is his ego and sense of masculinity so fragile he can’t possibly brush it with the slightest amount of femininity before he crashes and burns??Not to mention the fact that a symbol of feminity is being equated to a literal piece of shit.
or maybe he just doesn’t want to hold a fucking purse? god fucking damn it.
You’re right. We shouldn’t for anything in the world ever think about why he wouldn’t want to hold a purse, why he would feel it’s reasonable to drop it like it’s radioactive and then treat it both like toxic waste and a shameful secret, or why an audience of men would applaud him for treating it in this way instead of just holding the thing his wife asked him to hold.
Masculinity is too fragile to withstand investigation. We must protect it at all costs.
lol okay this is the comedian Jon Lajoie and he’s making fun of exactly what all these comments are referring to
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
bro i love sports and women. i got to like 8th base with this hot babe “8th base whats that” she took me to the house she grew up in and showed me pictures of her dead relatives. We sat in the living room and she told me the stories of her life that lead to that moment. Like quicksand they, and that moment were gone and we left back into the cold world which we’d been spat into. It was raining
we miss u jim
people who scream when they see their friends at school